Fuck Yeah Chandler Bing: Archive

“Ok, you have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!” —Chandler Bing

Jan 24, 201016 notes

Monica: Oh, I love my life, I love my life!
Rachel: The meeting with the guy went great?
Monica: So great! He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's this cute little place on 10th Street. Not too big, not too small. Just right.
Chandler: Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

Jan 24, 20104 notes

Ross: I can't belive you two had sex in her dream.
Chandler: I'm sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was somebody else's subconscious.

Jan 24, 201024 notes

Ross: Why... why... why would you dream that?
Chandler: More importantly, was I any good?
Rachel: Well, you were pretty damned good.
Chandler: Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate.
Rachel: Well, last night you seemed to know your way around the table.
Ross: I love it when we share.

Jan 24, 20109 notes

“If I’m gonna be an old, lonely man, I’m gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I’ll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man. And I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids will walk past my place, they will run. “Run away from Crazy Snake Man, ” they’ll shout!” —Chandler Bing

Jan 24, 201030 notes

“I can’t say hump or screw in front of the b-a-b-y… I just spelled the wrong words didn’t I?” —Chandler Bing

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